whatdiscworldtaughtme:

397. Romancing is very important. It’s a way the boy can get close to the girl without her attacking him and scratching his eyes out.

whatdiscworldtaughtme:

507. There are things so horrible that even the dark is afraid of them. (subbmited by msbarrows)

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508. Reality is something walking heavily up your spine. (submitted by theelemental-alchemist)

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503. All of us hope for a little redemption, whether we deserve it or not. (submitted by msbarrows)

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493. Life is a process of finding out how far you can go too far, and you can probably go too far in finding out how far you can go.

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491. There has to be some justice in the world, you see, not necessarily law justice, but justice justice. (suggested by msbarrows)

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444. Tell people you’re going to rob them, and all that happens is that you get a reputation as an honest man. (submitted by ireallywantacoolurl)

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466. You shouldn’t eat someone who can talk. At least, not until you hear what they have to say.

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463. The gods are not so much worshipped as blamed.

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451. Most people don’t set foot outside their own heads much.

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449. Don’t stick your nose where someone can pull it off and eat it.

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442. When you seek advice from some one it’s certainly not because you want them to give it. You just want them to be there while you talk to yourself.

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433. There are some depths to which you should not sink. There have to to be some things below you. Even if it is only mudworms.

whatdiscworldtaughtme:

430. Peel away the lies, and the truth would emerge, naked and ashamed and with nowhere else to hide.

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429. Some people will do anything for the sheer fascination of doing it. Or for fame. Or because they shouldn’t.